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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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The douchey guy that always brings his guitar and tries to act cool at parties or other gatherings. The conversation always comes back around to the type of music that he and his band are doing now or why his taste in music is so much cooler than yours. When the focus turns to someone or something else, he starts to strum loudly on his guitar or tries to get other musicians to have an impromptu jam session so that he can be the focus again. This guy is typically one of two personality types; way over the top happy or the brooding "too cool for school" guy. For an example, see Reverend Tim-Tom from the TV show on ABC named "The Middle."
Your friend Ethan is turning into "that dude with the guitar at a party."
by RevTimTom June 28, 2013
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The Postal 2 Dude

The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
gunshot

The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow.
The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!

The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!

The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!

The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.

The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...

The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!

The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.

Last lines

The Postal Dude : Doh!

The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games.

The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!

The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah -- don't you have minorities to oppress?

The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great!

The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.

The Postal Dude : after being rebuffed You gotta be fucking KIDDING!

The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!

My Friend: Nice But Im dying

Me: Buttsause

My Friend: Pog

Me: The Postal 2 Dude
by Obammma May 26, 2020
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that dude on the bus

ok you probly looked this up for 3 resons

1: you a werdo and thinks urban dictonary knows evrything

2: you are extremly bored and want to see what would come up

3: IDK what do you think
by neoooo April 29, 2019
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Dude in the canoe

Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.
When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.
by ToddEH October 20, 2008
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40-year-old-dude-at-the-club

arising at club or similar scene

situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid

He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug

when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her

this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair

this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous

invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate

the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u

feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape

run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?

you: no hablar Inglis.

girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!

(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
by D.Praved February 4, 2010
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Cute dude at the warehouse

The cute dude at the warehouse is just a really attractive man that works at the warehouse.

He’s hot, has a nice voice and cool at earrings but you never talk to him
The cute dude at the warehouse is so mmmmmm dkeowldm
by ThatOneNewzealandEnby November 27, 2020
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