Dotard-Bunker

The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.

This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.

"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"

"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"

"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"

by BabaYaga-45 June 2, 2020

bundy-bunkers

a) A pair of underpants referring to any variety- including but not limited to briefs, boxers, thongs, boxer-briefs for either a male or a female. Short form: Bundys

"I'm very happy that I wore my lucky bundy-bunkers today."

by Kateguess22 April 27, 2008

bunker itch

Skin irritation caused by farting in leather pants, main cause is when pants are sealed tight and a fart is let loose, the pants balloon out causing only fart gas to be exposed to the skin forming bunker itch.

Look at Jim over there in his ballooned out leather pants jumping around and scratching his butt crack, he must have a bad case of the bunker itch

by Harvest hemroids June 27, 2020

bunker blast

A fart. A blast of intestinal gas coming from the bunker (th ass).

I smell a bunker blast.

by Tom Jenior October 26, 2006

Meat Bunker

A woman's vagina, usually very large in size.

I had this girl over last night and got all up in her meat bunker.

by Rowning January 29, 2009

Inspecting the bunker

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.

by peter_pontus! June 11, 2020

Hitler in the Bunker

The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.

John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?

by Kronl October 11, 2023