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bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.
I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.
by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019
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Bronze 1

Do these people even exist?
I don't think so.

Anyways, it's the lowest rank in rocket league. Sometimes rarer than SSL.
Person 1: What rank are you?
Person 2: Gold 3
Person 1: I am Bronze 1
Person 2: you people exist?
Person 3: this can't be possible, a bronze 1?
Person 4: *playing rocket league 1s*
Person 5: Bronze 1? You're lying.
Person 1: Nope.
Person 6: BRONZE 1? holy...
Person 7: can you even jump?
Person 8: i've never seen a bronze 1 before this moment.
Person 9: where am i? anyways, bronze 1? that's crazy low
Person 10: b̵̛̭r ̬̠̾̕o ̘̲̹̈́n ͙͇̹͌̈́̌z̴̭͊̆̀e ̖̀ ̬̉̈́́1 ͓̪̌ ͎̐͠i ̫̝̏̍̀s ͙̟̥̆͘ ̴͍̳̂͋̀r̵̞̥̀͊̀ͅi̶̟̤̮̽͋d ̞͈͎̎͂̅ỉ̴̯͜ͅc ͚͇̏̎̊ũ̴͕l̴͉̅o ̰̍͗̒ű̵̢͖͉̀s̶͍̊
by CocotheLoco1 November 8, 2022
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brains bronze

A word for a rather dire or hopeless situation which is then put through a smart or rough idea
Scottie tried to solo a dou in fortnite, what a brains bronze situation
by Aden_but_its_allowed March 15, 2023
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Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).
"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014
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Road to bronze

An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.
Riley killed himself because the road to bronze was to challenging.
by Dildoshaggens September 1, 2021
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Bronze 56k

A New York skate brand that's popular in the streetwear culture. It was launched in 2011 by Pat Murray and Peter Sidlaukas and the brand is well known for their lo-fi skate edits, along with the windows 95 logo. It was worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti
Look at everyone wearing Thrasher and Palace, they don't even skate! Anyway I'm wearing my Bronze 56K t-shirt, underrated skate brand.
by 917Bronze November 28, 2021
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Bronze Miner

Ingram: Luis is a bronze miner
Luis: I heard that!!!
by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 23, 2021
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