The shittiest State in the US. Lincoln should have given it to Mexico when he had the chance. The traffic is worse than Southern California and so is the pollution. Texas is the state in which all the psycho religious extremists live and the capital of random acts of child abuse. No one in Texas vacations in their own state, they all go to Colorado, California, New York, and Florida. Sure they're the second biggest state in the US but Alaska could kick their ass five times over. Texas is where the last many presidents are from, probably the single reason why US politics suck.
by Real America July 11, 2008
An excellent state, with intellegent people and many ways to enjoy. However a favorite target for pussies who either live here and dont like it, or have preconceived stereotypes to write little bullshit definitions on how texas is full of dumb fat hicks because they are just cowards who are not satisfied with themselves and have no balls.
by The magic June 22, 2007
The only state in the US with a defensive slogan, nessesary because of the constant teasing by other states.
Any Northern State: "Hey, Texas, go back to your trailer and brush your tooth. Your breath smells like squirrel."
Texas: "Hey, don't mess with Texas!"
Texas: "Hey, don't mess with Texas!"
by SG7509 December 31, 2005
Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.
Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.
Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.
Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.
Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.
Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.
Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 05, 2010
by diabeetusspeshulus January 05, 2017
Texa is a couple, that came way way way to close to happening. It’s never going to happen, it almost happened once and it’s not about to ever again.
by amazaballz July 26, 2018
A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.
by jesster79 February 09, 2006