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tardscream

A loud cross between a scream, a moan and a groan commonly vocalised by the retarded. Not known to have any actualy meaning but could be a possible attempt at speech.
Retard: NMMMMMMMUUGH!!!!
Person 1: WTF that was some tardscream!
Person 2: I wonder if it was supposed to mean anything.
by RabD February 3, 2007
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tardsville

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.
Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm
by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006
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Tardslant

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.
Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!
by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009
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tarisa

The most amazing individual you will ever meet. She is beautiful. And turns heads everywhere she goes.
Heather- Omg! Did you see Tarisa?
Simon- Yeah! I almost broke my neck.
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tarisha

Tarisha means life. They believe in living each moment like it's their last. Anyone with this name will be the most loved, popular, fierce, sexy, unique and sassy person by far. Tarisha is a rebel who only marches to the beat of their own drum. Throw them in a forest with a bunch of wolves & you can guarantee they'll come out leading the pack.
You just pulled a Tarisha on that whole wedding plan.
by M$Bo$$yBaby! March 20, 2017
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Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.
Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.
by zardoz88 December 13, 2009
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tards, etc

defines a large or small group of select individuals who have no clue what they are doing and excel in the mastery of incompentency and mediocracy
Joe and his colleague Olivia are real tards, etc as they never think outside the box and both disappoint senior management without fail.
by quantasaurous June 23, 2009
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