take a Shatner

Sitting in the captain's chair and dropping a captain's log.

Hurry up in the bathroom,I have to take a Shatner!!!

by squishy pants September 14, 2005

Taking A Bicket

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet

oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!

by Paul T Horgan September 24, 2008

to take chances

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.

Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!

by Mr:- January 11, 2011

hot take

an opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular

hot take: cancer is just diet scorpio

by ASexyLlama June 14, 2019

take a zaruba

the elimination of a ridiculously large amount of fecal waste through the anus. to messily discharge feces from the bowels.

After that 12 taco dinner, I had to take a zaruba. Man, I must have used a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe!

by Hobo Mojo September 07, 2007

Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off

Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom May 03, 2018

take it on the arches

telling someone to scram or skee daddle. to kick rocks or leave.

You're still here? Take it on the arches kid.

by dr. scotch April 11, 2008