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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 29, 2025
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Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.
by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011
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ear syphilis

by ConcaveAbyss608 May 3, 2018
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Cyber Syphilitis

Cyber Sypilitis is when you contract a sexually transmitted disease through a technological object such as a phone charger or a blue tooth speaker
Mary contracted Cyber Syphilitis after they sexually insert a USB inside of them
by Fuzz237 January 24, 2022
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Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
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yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
by Morgellons March 6, 2025
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