A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches
Craig – Where did Jeremy go?
Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.
Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.
Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011
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From 2Pac's rap classic "How Do U Want It." In it, 'Pac says "I'm hittin' switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics." The phrase means that you make all the nastiest, smoothest moves when it comes to sexin' your lady of choice. For added effect, many times one might pretend to be flipping switches and make a variety of sounds that might be heard on a car with hydraulics, because that "bitch" was bouncing up and down and putting on quite the show. Well done.
"When I was breaking in that one trick from the bar last night, I was hittin' them muhfuggin switches, boy!"
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1.Colorful description of a person experiencing a mental breakdown.
2. Also used sexually to describe a person's often incoherent groans, moans and babble during heightened sexual activity.
1.Colorful description of a person experiencing a mental breakdown.
2. Also used sexually to describe a person's often incoherent groans, moans and babble during heightened sexual activity.
1. Joe started hittin' looney switches when he decided to rob the 7-11 buck naked armed with a 2x4 and his trusty big gulp cup.
2. One who can be hittin' looney switches during sexual intimacy with their partner is a good lover.
2. One who can be hittin' looney switches during sexual intimacy with their partner is a good lover.
by gabe tolliver October 13, 2005
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The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.
He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.
Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.
He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.
Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
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Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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