swimmer's dick

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.

Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.

by Jackback June 11, 2006

shallow swimmer

someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.

Watching Steve stick the knife in the toaster, you could tell, he was a shallow swimmer.

by kookystill March 21, 2010

swimmer

Usually the most fit athletes since they use all their muscles while training. Swimmers are known to have big penises. Swimmers are confident in their body by wearing tight swim suits. Swimmers are known to have big penises. They usually are hydrophilic individuals with a certain feeling of hydrotrophism. Swimmers are known to have big penises.

Hey, look at that swimmer swimming over there with his big penis.

by J-Peg June 11, 2006

fast african swimmer

A slang term for Sicilians, based on their proximity to Africa and alleged swimming ability. It is not well known if this term is considered derogatory.

"My grandmother was from Naples, but my grandfather was a fast african swimmer."

by Sean1 June 11, 2006

swimmer's ass

Swimmer's ass. A pimply rash found in and around the anal region of swimmers. Commonly found amongst the population of female swimmers due to their low tolerance for irritation in the given region.

That girl has mad swimmer's ass

by Golf bro December 8, 2014

Little Swimmer

Young children who invariably wander in to a pool and drown each year during summer months.

I was reading the paper and saw we had our first little swimmer of the year.

by Charles Sm1th October 21, 2011

Swimmerss

Fishes

*bc they don’t get enough credit *

Monica- have you seen the new swimmerss they discovered??
David- the what?
Monica- the fishes idiot 🤦🏽 ♀️

by The girlsss😎 July 8, 2019