A Swifty 

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.

Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home

A Swifty by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021

Suwannee Swifty 

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

Suwannee Swifty by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

Filipino swifty 

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

Filipino swifty by old observer April 16, 2023

Psuedo-Swifty 

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.

"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"

Psuedo-Swifty by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024

July 18: swifty appreciation day 

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

July 18: swifty appreciation day by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

swift sip 

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

swift sip by he'brew August 5, 2008