Paint Sniffer

A person who is unable to attain illegal narcotics and resorts to sniffing paint to get high.

That kid on cops was a paint sniffer.

by Mike geisler April 15, 2004

Bum Sniffer

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.

Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 9, 2008

Titty Sniffer

Something that Kaglins says when he has no comebacks.

panzy: Kill yourself.

Kaglins: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb my IQ and jump to yours.

panzy: If I jumped from my IQ to yours, I'd be falling forever.

Kaglins: TITTY SNIFFER!!!

by vintx November 10, 2017

skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!

by FreshestLette April 30, 2004

boner sniffer

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."

That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.

Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.

by Fireman137 September 10, 2007

sniff yang

An event where two dogs of different colors, sniff each others butts, at the same time, in the shape of a circle.

That black dog and white dog are engaging in one fierce sniff yang.

by KDUB-GER August 10, 2010