Sweaty Goal

When a person in a online FIFA game dribbles to the touch line, or near post as close as possible, until the keeper rushes them. Then the player performs the "sweaty" action of crossing or lead passing the ball to their team mate, who's cherry picking the open net, which leads to a "sweaty goal."

-*Team on a break away*
- Awwwww fuck these homos are about to make it sweaty
- *Player dribbles up to the keeper and chips it to his team mate leaving an open net*
- (Game Commentator) "Attempting to feed Cristiano Ronaldo!"
- (Game Commentator) "WHAT A GOALLLLLLL!!!!)
- What a bunch of sweaty fucks! It takes no skill to make those sweaty goals fuck!

by That Real Madrid Bandwagon February 28, 2014

Sweaty O'Kane

The act of masturbating inside a parked car during hot summer months.

Kurt: Where's John?
Billy: Out in the Tahoe, pulling a Sweaty O'Kane.

by Window_Licker_69 June 3, 2019

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman. From the show The Detour.

"I searched the web and found the following for sweaty lava..."

by A.Warm May 30, 2016

sweaty stanley

A particularly inexperienced, grossly perverted balding south east asian. Likes pessaries. Profuse sweat formation due to abstinence.

1. Did you see sweaty stanley's armpits when he had to do the ortho arm exam? Pacific oceans!
2. When I think 'pervert', I think 'sweaty stanley'.
3. Why isn't sweaty stanley in today?

by owen sanjay May 14, 2006

sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.

I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund

by milm October 19, 2008

Sweaty Mike

Defines someone who tries very hard to be good at something. This is usually due to competitive nature or the need to feel accepted. Tryhard

Geez,Colin is such a Sweaty Mike!

by RocketLeagueTryhard69 November 30, 2016

Sweaty porcupine

Perspiring rodent like your mom

Huns are sweaty porcupines.

by LolaJordan December 22, 2019