satchel

1: Slang for the male scrotal sac
2: A large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse
3: A type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2
4: A bag of cannabis

1: I have huge cajones in my satchel!
2: This is a stachel, not a purse, you dumbass!
3: The satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship.
4: My satchel is crotched.

by Dude Mann October 1, 2006

Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005

Snatchelorette Party

Hen's Night

Yo! Check out that ho at the bar wearing the veil and suckin on a penis straw! She must be havin a snatchelorette party oooowwweee!

by DJ Chuckles November 8, 2009

SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

Satchel

A baby back bitch who likes to be dominated by girls with dicks. Wants to be stepped on and lick toes, dragon dildos are his weakness(secret furry). Like tsunderes

Dont pull a satchel or ill hit you

by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019

Swatched

The past tense of switch

We swatched our lunches

by B0R$(-_-)/ May 16, 2019

satchel butter

A man's cum; semen.

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."

by Drunken38 July 5, 2019