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Swag

UK London Slang

Weak, dry (bad) or otherwise useless.
bruv thats swag
by GeorgeBushSnr June 18, 2011
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Swag

Swag is coolness, the way one holds their head up. Swag can be accumulated by hanging out with friends or obliterated if one performs an embarrassing act.

Some people have begun to use "swag" as a level of popularity. People with the highest swag are treated like kings and queens, while people with the lowest swag are treated like peasants and shit.

Many Asians have begun to use the word "swag" as a definition of their own coolness. Some Asians have "swag", some don't. They have even created an abbreviation for swag:

Something
We
Asians
Got

Swag can also be raised through doing acts of coolness and kindness, depending on the situation, e.g. You scored a basketball hoop, or can be lowered by doing acts of douchebaginess and major stupidity. e.g. You farted in gym class. 'Nuff said.

However, extreme swag can lead to extreme arrogance, which leads to loss of swag, and therefore, loss of popularity. It is important to remember to at least try to be humble, in order to keep swag. It is, however, possible to be arrogant and keep your swag levels at a high level, but this takes months of experimenting on what to do, depending on your environment.

In conclusion, a large amount of swag is good, compared to a tiny amount of swag. Swag may also be needed to ask out girls and boys and not be rejected.
"Man, that Jack has so much swag."

"Dude, you just lost some swag."
by MJthemaster September 6, 2011
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Swag

Sex With A Ginger

When someone is planning on fornicating with someone who has red hair, they can announce that they will have swag that night. Also, the next day you can say that you had swag the other night,
I can't belive I actually had Swag last night..." "man you were totally hammered, you probably didn't realize you were about to have Swag...it happens to the best of us..." "I know...but wow i think I only wanna have Swag for the rest of my life!
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Swag

The ability to look like an idiot with 'obey' snapbacks and a tumblr account also saying 'i have a big heart' 'i may not have strongest muscles but i have a heart and that's all that matters' and just generally being a faggot and also being a yolo idiot.
Hey Girls...Uhmmm did you know?....that your heart...belongs with me because i have swag and wear hightops...(all done with a snapback on)
by Fine_by_me September 20, 2012
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Swag

Guy 1: What is 'SWAG'?
Guy 2: Something We Asians Got
by AznAbbey December 21, 2010
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Swag

S. W. A. G.
Somethin We Arabs Got
Girl"Hey Ali, whats swag?"
Guy "Something we arabs got."
by timmmiranda December 27, 2011
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Swag

Swag as slang-

Swag, slang originating in the early 1800s for stolen goods or booty; possibly carried by a swagman

Swag, slang originating from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion). The word was altered in the English language to mean "the way one presents oneself".

Swag, promotional items given away at trade fairs and events

The phrase "He/She has swag." only makes literary sense if taken as follows: "He/She has (a way to present oneself as an individual)."

Other uses-

Swag Stick, a short cane carried by a military officer.

Sources: Websters Dictionary and Wikipedia.
1: "That man's got some serious swagger!"

2: "Don't point it out! Maybe he has a gimp leg or something."

1: "Or he's Scottish?"

2: "With a peg-leg?"

1: "That must be it."
by Voidn September 7, 2013
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