Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey

Frenchman

Harry is a right cheese eating surrender monkey

by E.S.A.D March 19, 2009

Surrogate Boyfriend

A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.

Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.

by NeonDancer October 20, 2009

Garlic eating surrender monkeys

The French.

What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.

by jellyxx_xxbaby March 14, 2011

moist surround

The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.

Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.

by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008

surrogate husband

a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away

Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas

by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007

cheese-eating surrender monkey

n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.

"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."

by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004

Supronatrifictional

-adjective

kick ass

unbelievable

unimaginable

past tense: supronatrifactional

that is amazing, thats the most supronatrifictional thing i've ever witnessed in my life

by shhhJesus September 8, 2009