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shit the big suit

When something terrible happens to a uniform or special equipment that you wear. Like crapping the dive suit, ski suit, or any other suit that is not easy to clean. A large mistake in the pants that also have an attached top like a union suit.
don't shit the big suit. I shit the big suit. Last week when I was out skiing I had a brand new union suit and instead of farting I shit the big suit. The first time I went kayaking I got so scared that I shit the big suit.
by dogberkley April 20, 2018
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SUPER SUIT

In which a super hero is just looking for his suit
Frozone:
Honey? Where's my super suit?

Honey:
What?

Frozone:
Where - is - my - super - suit?

Honey:
I, uh, put it away.

Frozone:
Where?

Honey:
Why do you need to know?

Frozone:
I need it!

Honey:
Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Frozone:
The public is in danger!

Honey:
My evening's in danger!

Frozone:
You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey:
'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
by Suuuuh April 1, 2019
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Shity

How Google thinks shitty is spelled.
Okay Google, spell shity...
by WoweeZowie July 23, 2017
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ShityRail

Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"
"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"
by John_T June 25, 2005
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Root Suit

Any tight bikini or brief style swimming trunks worn by men. Different than anal floss, it is generally worn by hairy, overweight foreigners on American beaches.
what are all of these old German men in root suits doing on South Beach?
by Frank Brown April 7, 2008
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Italian suitcase

1) a plastic bag, paper bag, bowling ball bag, any bag or carrying device , etc. other than a suitcase used to carry something that you don't want someone else to see

2) a plastic bag with something in it
1) After Louie wacked out 'Vinny the rat', he couldn't just carry his body out to the car. He had to make a couple of nice Italian suitcases out of him.

2) After last night I couldn't let Lisa do the walk of shame across campus so I gave that bitch an Italian suitcase for her f-ing stuff.
by muffhead October 19, 2009
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suitor

Someone who wants to marry someone.
The young, rich girl had many suitors, but had only one man on her mind for marriage.
by everyonessuitor May 20, 2008
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