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sexy strands

The two pieces of hair that girls purposefully leave out of their ponytail or other style. The best ones are a different color than the rest and hang directly down in front of the eyes. They are usually greasy and unatractive. The key is that they are more than long enough to make it into the ponytail or, at the least, behind the ears.
Emma, did you see her sexy strands?! They were AWESOME.
by Rachel Ondejko January 1, 2009
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Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012
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Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.
John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
by Blank283 March 24, 2010
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strandom

Adjective - A strange and random thing.
"That camel has 3 humps!"
"Dude that's strandom!"
by Vikkitoria June 27, 2005
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straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart
to straddle a horse
by Rai Huang December 23, 2008
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Straddle jack

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”
by Ilovevds May 27, 2021
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Stradickery

The act of being a dick, strategically
"Rather than being a pushover, he implemented a level of stradickery while negotiating that contract."

"He said no but made them feel good about it. What a complete master of stradickery."
by The Fun Zone November 4, 2021
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