Cell Stretch

That feeling whilst you’re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.

*takes fourth hit of blunt*
“Ah mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?”
“Nah cunt”
“Mate feels like cell stretch”

by K town krew February 21, 2021

stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look

Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria

by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008

Big Stretch

the involuntary word you say when your good dog stretches after a nap

Ohhh big stretch, good boy. *proceeds to pet dog*

by scubbies May 24, 2021

Stretch nuts

An intimidating name to call somebody.

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!

by B-rizzleee February 01, 2010

Stretch & Shake

A body reset for a dog.

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.

by Uncle Joosie April 03, 2018

on the home stretch

In the midst of the final portion of an activity, project, competition, etc

The race is on the home stretch

by RobertD92 September 07, 2020

stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

by Taylor... November 13, 2005