alp stooge

When you become an Australian Prime Minister and you make plans with the Illuminati to try and take over the world. Also another word for saying you are an idiot prime minister.

"Hey do you want to become an alp stooge"
"Uhhh I don't know..."

by xxX69_MFWGettingShrekt_21Xxx February 10, 2015

UD Stooge

An individual who tries to create new words or phrases daily on Urban Dictionary to try to bash, shame, or humiliate President Trump and his supporters. While the UD Stooge May think they’re being sneaky, they’re actually very transparent which makes them even more obnoxious.

Man, I can’t even log onto Urban Dictionary anymore to get a laugh because the UD Stooges have hijacked the site.

by MoDell December 17, 2020

next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.

Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.

by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

stoogettes

Three cool gals that are VERY fine! Best friends for life and are jackasses 24/7

Arin, Emiley, and Stacey are the Stoogettes for life..

by BuckWheat March 28, 2005

stoolie

A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"

El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."

by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013

stoogefuck

A dupe, sucker, or person who is easily taken advantage of.

That stoogefuck believed me when I told him it cost fifty dollars to be my friend.

by None of your business January 3, 2005

stoogerific

a term used to describe something that is extremley awesome or good, but at the same time extremely stupid and funny

*combination of the words "stooge" and "terrific"

omg that guy is so stoogerific lolz

lolz did u c that, that was the most stoogerific thing ive ever seen!

by lardz April 3, 2008