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Stephenie Meyer

A devil sent from hell to reek hell's demons toward all.

If you encounter a Stephenie Meyer you should slowly move toward the sun (due to the fact that "stephs" believe in vampires and other dark creatures they have become isolated and do not have any friends and it will think its skin is shining and try to run away) you should then proceed to pick up and throw an item (the heavier the better) and aim for the skull (due to the fact it has no brain it should return to hell) so you can go on with your life.
John: "ohh wow its a Stephenie Meyer!"
Jim: "move toward the sun!"
by dr. smerf face January 28, 2010
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stephanie meyer

Me: Hey want to watch Dracula?

girl: No, Lets watch twilight

Me: DAM YOU STEPHANIE MEYER!!!!
by That guy who stole my money November 21, 2010
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Get To Steppin

To leave, to get moving,
Commonly used by urban people, popularized on the show Good Times
You best get to steppin if you wanna make it to the store before cloes
by E1K4B0NG November 5, 2007
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Stephenie Meyer

Most common opinions on Twilight and its author:

Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following.

Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series.

Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap.
Stephenie Meyer's name is spelled after her father's, Stephen. She often goes by "Steph."

Meyer also wrote The Host, a romance/sci-fi novel that is much more respectable than the Twilight Saga.
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Stephanie Soo

Stephanie Soo AKA The Best biss ever. She is the mukbang queen and is the best story teller in the youtube world. Her and her Fiance make the most entertaining and addictive videos . She also has a second channel that is pretty great.
by Gucciflipflops420 April 4, 2019
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Stepping on legos

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.
I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.
by EuroChemist October 31, 2017
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stephani

all the good qualities a person can have in one person. she's literally the best person ever!!!
😗✌🏾
Girl 1: who's that cool looking girl over there??
Girl 2: oh, thats just stephani...
by steph steph November 20, 2020
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