Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.

Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Rasmussen Statistics

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.

Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.

by matoko_chan May 20, 2010

public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

Static-X

cool industrial-metal band with strong vocals but isnt annoying at all.
the best song : "im with stupid"
band with awsome songs to freak dance to.

static-x added me to their friends list on myspace.com!!

by xCHRISx December 27, 2004

statisticular cancer

The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.

Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.

by montycus October 10, 2007

A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017