Starbucks

A chain of coffee houses frequented by many suburban teens.

Michelle: Oh, man! Starbucks is soooooo cool!

Stephanie: Yeah, they rock!

Michelle: Since when do YOU go to Starbucks? That's MY place!

Stephanie: What do you mean? I've always gone to Starbucks!

Diggity Monkeez: Hey, ladies. I don't drink coffee.

Michelle: Get out of here, juvenile.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Starbucks

The fastest acting laxative on the market today. A $1.80 cup of house coffee will leave you running to the bathroom in a "wired" frenzy.

After a morning cup of Starbucks, Jimmy was off to the races in a wired frenzy searching for the nearest public restroom.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

Starbucks

A famous coffee shop that 9 out of 10 teenage girls love.

Girl 1: We should like, go to starbucks.

Girl: I know, I'm so like, thirsty.

by RoseCandyFloss August 5, 2014

Starbucks

A coffee shop which is highly overrated
What exactly is the difference between tall or small????

Hey i went to starbucks and bought a Vente double chocolaty chip frap and sat on couches and surfed the net...big whoop -______-

by Brown Giirl July 7, 2008

Starbucks

A coffee store that gets all of its coffee from slaves in Africa and people who go there think that they are such good people by giving money to the slaves but they are too stupid to realize that SLAVES DON'T GET PAID!!!

Chantal went to Starbucks to buy a coffee and give money to the slaves but she was too stupid to realize that SLAVES DON'T GET PAID!!!

by VinnyC June 11, 2006

Starbucks

Overpriced corporate coffee-house and symbol of American cultural imperialism. Attracts trend whores by falsifying an artsy and intellectual atmosphere of social responsibility. Bane of entrepreneurs worldwide.

Trendy bitch: Hey, wanna go grab some Starbucks?
Informed friend: Fuck that shit! I'm buying local.

by Stefan R August 10, 2007

Starbucks

If you want to work at Starbucks there are some requirements. You have to be eccentric, listen to death metal, write poetry, and to smoke clove cigarettes (because you're a rebel).
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.

"Hi my name is Jim and I would like to work here at Starbucks."

"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."

"uhh. Never."

"Sorry, youre not right for the job."

by Ceslife October 9, 2005