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staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
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stapling your own hand

by pdtd December 3, 2021
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5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.
Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.
by ymscih December 16, 2008
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The Alison Staples

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth
I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples
by ooddolwn April 19, 2020
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alfie staples

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022
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French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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