to stanley

To stanley something: Copy something and claim it as your own by changing the author's name.

Person #1: That's a nice piece of code. Did you stanley it?
Person #2: No. Look, my name is written there.
Person #1: I've written the exact same code years ago. It's not cool to stanley other people's work.

Person #1: Did you see his new code?

Person #2: Yes, I've heard he stanleyed it from someone's Github.

by Y4kuzi December 20, 2019

Staple Karma

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.

Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"

by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011

stanley drunk

So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.

Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...

by dutchsydney February 6, 2014

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

Mr. Stanley

1. A crazy math teacher who abandons his students in the middle of the year to hike in the mountains.

2. Any man who pronounces "Roof" as "ruff."

1. "Where's Mr. Stanley?"
"Probably hiking the mountains."

2. Dude, that man can't speak. He is such a Mr. Stanley.

by Syngen Grede May 9, 2008

stanley cup

The holy grail in hockey, the champion of the NHL gets it and their names on it also, the best trophy in sports.

It was a great day when Ray Bourque hoisted the Stanley Cup.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

Stanley

A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.

There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........

by ThatOneHumann March 1, 2019