a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready
by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008
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Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!
As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.
Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!
As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.
A profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. They ususally have about 2000-3000 so called 'friends' on Facebook.
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Stalker Sarah (SarahMonline) is a teenage girl who 'stalks' celebrities and gets her picture with them. She is said to have met over 200 celebrities in the last 4 years, and some celebrities she has met over 20 times. (eg. One Direction)
Sarah Stalker trended on twitter on the 28/01/2012 for around 4 hours, as she got kicked out of the LAX airport for supposedly pushing over One Direction fans.
Stalker Sarah, in all of her photos, has medium length-brown hair with a rounded fringe to her eyebrows, round (circle) glasses and the same smile for every photo, giving the illusion she was photo shopped into the photos, when she was indeed, not.
Sarah Stalker trended on twitter on the 28/01/2012 for around 4 hours, as she got kicked out of the LAX airport for supposedly pushing over One Direction fans.
Stalker Sarah, in all of her photos, has medium length-brown hair with a rounded fringe to her eyebrows, round (circle) glasses and the same smile for every photo, giving the illusion she was photo shopped into the photos, when she was indeed, not.
Me: OH MY GOD GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A CHANCE TO MEET THE BOYS
Sarah: No, I want to meet them
Girl: You've already met them
Sarah: So
Boy: Stalker Sarah
Sarah: No, I want to meet them
Girl: You've already met them
Sarah: So
Boy: Stalker Sarah
by OneDirectionsBiggestFan February 22, 2012
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Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
by Blakeley December 27, 2007
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Jay: It's like what you said about ....
Jane: When did I say that?
Jay: It was on your twitter.
Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.
Jane: When did I say that?
Jay: It was on your twitter.
Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.
by subsistence May 29, 2009
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Get the Stale Legs mug.Term used to refer to the Sydney based group of fanboys Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood. Known on the internet from meeting celebrities from all over the world in their hometown of Sydney, Australia and for excessive number of celebrity follows on their personal Twitter accounts.
Have you seen who the Stalker Squad met today? Kim Kardashian!
I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!
I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!
by Blondhes June 10, 2016
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