poop stache

A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.

Evelyn: "Look at John, isn't he a hottie?"

Abby: "Yeah, too bad he has a poop stache"

by brittany snow February 2, 2008

vaginal stache

Any hairy vagina were the pubic hairs look like there making a mustache.

Sallys vaginal stache was very grose.

by The tenth level dragon killer February 9, 2010

Chester Stache

When a guy grows a moustache that makes him look slightly more like a Chester the Molester.

GUY 1: Like my moustache?
GUY 2: Sweet, you got a chester stache. Boy do you look like a Chester the Molester.

by JP3FN March 4, 2008

Dickler stache

A small swatch of pubic hair above an otherwise barren dick. Similar to the mustache of Adolf Hitler. Derived from the term Hitler stache.

"Dude I don't know about that new dickler stache. Chicks might think you're a nazi"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"

by the_epic_pimplord June 4, 2016

Nip stache

Its a common condition among gentlemen 25+ where hair under the nipple seems to form a mustache of chest hair.

Guy1: Hey! Did you see Juan?
Guy2: Yeah that dudes got a killer nip stache

by nipstachecashstash January 14, 2017

Southern Stache

When a lady rides a man's face while sipping on an ice-cold sweet tea.

Last night my wife Billie gave me a Southern Stache and I'm wearing it well.

by southern_stache_4_lyfe January 29, 2020

gap-stache

A moustache with the middle section of hair missing causing a gap between the hair.

Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.

I saw the mugshot of the guy trying to smuggle heroin in lollipops, and that was the first time I ever saw a guy with a gap-stache.

by oldkid6 June 15, 2012