Squampy

Fishy queef. Very toxic. If inhaled can cause extreme pain in the nostrils and throat. Most of the time it results in loss of sense of smell and a fishy smell on your clothes. If in contact with skin it instantly burns and can cause loss of limbs

Breaking news, a woman in east london has just done an extremely fishy squampy. We would suggest steering clear of that area

by Squampy69 May 7, 2020

Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy

“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night”

by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020

Squamous your epithelium

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something

A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.

by Shardavidyalayaeducation November 11, 2021

squamma

A greasy haired middle aged man who looks like snape and lord farquaads child.

That man is looking like a squamma.

by Chitty Barn October 1, 2022

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

Squoff

(verb) To squoff. A combination of "squint" and "scoff." That moment when someone annoys you and you squint and scoff at the same time. It can also be done in different variations (scoffs first, then squints. Or squints first, then scoffs).

Amy: What do you think feminism is Chang?

Chang: Women trying to take over the planet and take away men's rights.

Amy: *Squoffs*

by Mangoo para ti December 3, 2018

Squo

A term used to describe the event in which a person brings up a specific person, event, subject randomly and it then occurs.

A prediction of an event, the mysterious occurrence of an event that has seemingly been prompted by a person recently

Nelson: Yo, Where are my head Phones i let you borrow?
Justin: They are in my jacket, that I left at Gina's college months ago.
Nelson: Asshole I want them back why haven't you gotten them.
Justin: I honestly forgot until just now

Later the Day: (completely random)
Gina (text)- Hey, Just so you know I'm wearing your jacket around campus
Justin(text)- Whaaaa? - check in the pocket are there headphones?
Gina(text)- Yeah

Justin: Nelson! you'll never believe who just texted me about a jacket left at college...
Nelson: Squo!
Justin: Squo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The_Feech January 9, 2011