Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

eye squirrel

A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'

Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?

Yeah, they're huge!

by Slap mouth May 31, 2017

Information Squirrel

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

by bob3d July 25, 2018

Cirque du Squirrel-eil

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.

Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.

by deerex February 20, 2011

squirrel tail

When a woman shaves her pubic hair but neglects to trim her asshole.

I never seen anything like it, I turned the bitch around and seen a 4 inch squirrel tail.

by Dreass December 28, 2005

Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

by Anon April 9, 2005

Squirrel

A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".

I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !

by talk2me-JCH2 May 7, 2017