squaff

when you misshit the ball or object

he kicked the ball but failed epicly,
" what a fuckin SQUAFF " he shouted!!

by squaff123 May 31, 2010

Squilf

Squilf is a squid that you'd want to fuck. SQUILF - Squid I'd Like (To) Fuck

I went to the seafood market and saw a hot Squilf

by Squilf Enjoyer April 13, 2022

Squaffing

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)

richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!

by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

Squaff

1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar

1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.

by Ant-of-the-knee February 12, 2014

squif

The combination of a skeet and a quif

And transsexual person squifed during gay anal.

by Mr Dylan May 25, 2008

Squaffer

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

by Big Eez January 24, 2012

squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

by kearnygirl April 6, 2014