squadoodles

the nagging, itchy, prickling, sometimes buring feeling you get after unprotected sex or wearing a wet swim suit too long. The feeling you are about to get either a bladder infection or a yeast infection or a combonation of both.

Wow.... Garrick slept with that skanky chick and now he has the squadoodles.

OMG, I need some monistat, I think Garrick gave me the squadoodles.

by gingerKiss April 8, 2008

Squackpacking

To masturbate furiously

Man last night i was bored so i immediatley put on some porn and started squackpacking

by Unknown171818171818 November 28, 2009

Squack

Slang term for the seminal fluid of the human male. Onomatapaeic referring to the sound of the ejaculation.

"Arrrgh! You fucker! You got squack in my hair!"

"Sorry baby, I was aimin' for yer boobs!"

by mikegloady July 26, 2008

Squack

A disgruntled sound a bird makes when surprised, also used to represent the psychotic anger which occurs when someone tries to steal your tea and/or wagon wheel.

"SQUACK. Don't even think about swiping me tea yer filthy animal."

by LotrHPStarWarsMARVEL November 15, 2016

Squack

A duck that looks like shit and quacks really fucking hard. (aka quacks really loud and crappy)

Bob: So Joe ya like squacks?
Joe: No they look like shit.
Bob: Oh.

by Dank Memes w/ Cancer June 13, 2017

squacking parrot

the act of blowing a load up a woman then letting out a victory squak.

put that squacking parrot out of me!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

Squano Sex

to have sex like squirels, verticly

look its paul and josh having squano sex

by Jessica January 27, 2004