Spleef

A beautiful little kid that makes you smile when they smile.

My baby sister is a spleef.

by aliyahjohnson772 July 13, 2021

Spleef

The Process of Purposefully Making Someone Wipeout or Get Hurt Without Directly Hurting Them. e.g. Removing a Platform From Under a Person With the Intent Of Having Them Get Rekt. (Also Known As Tumplt)
(Spleef / Spleefs / Spleefer / Spleefed / Spleefing / Spleefee)

Gary: *walks down to basement and removes floorboard from under Wyatt*
Wyatt: *falls into basement*
Gary: I Just Spleefed You!
Wyatt: Damn Spleefer!

by Big Raph 69 July 25, 2021

Spleef

After a threesome, one guy inserts the used condom into the rectum of the other guy. He tilts over as the girl drinks the semen from the condom as it leaks from the mans rectum.

Bryan : Yeah after the threesome I totally got to spleef Robert. Jessica totally ate it.

by wondsrlnd August 12, 2021

SpleefSam

My good friend SpleefSam is a good person

Man I wish my friends were a SpleefSam

by SpleefSam September 16, 2021

Speef

That one gun in valorant

M:what gun you want to rush with?
T:lets use the speef

M:tf is the speef

T:the small phantom

M:thats the spector stupid

by secs god September 28, 2021

Shweef

When you qweef and shit at the same time.

Dude, she just shweefed in my mouth.

by Shweefdaddy420 June 12, 2022

spleef

another term for cum

"Wanna play spleef"
"Please, not again Uncle Rick"

by Frosty (not cum) September 4, 2022