sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

Rectal Sputum

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.

Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.

by Joe repooc June 10, 2017

Sigue Sigue Sputnik

Sigue Sigue Sputnik are a New Wave band from the 1980s (formed in 1982), they are very unique as they often used a lot of obscure samples and promoted their songs and albums in a very unique manner: for example, they promoted their 1986 album "Flaunt It" on a pirate TV Station called Network 21.

On their album "Flaunt It" they put in original advertisements in between songs on the record.
They are probably my favourite band!!
THE FIFTH GENERATION OF ROCK AND ROLL!
Sigue Sigue Sputnik consist of:
Martin Degville
Tony James
Neil X
Yana Ya-Ya
Ray Mayhew
Chris Kavanagh

John: "Have you heard the new Sigue Sigue Sputnik album?"
Bill "No, have they made a new album?"
John "Not yet...:

by LeoTheMod May 23, 2022

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

Sputch

A microwaved cheese sandwich.

"I ate me some Sputch"

by Poopy7_TBA January 5, 2012

sputnik

The first of its kind and harbinger. A telltale event.

I was late to go through puberty and was a junior in high school when my first sputnik got airborne.
Didn't know what I was going to do with my life until landing that sputnik apprenticeship in accounting.

by dfmurban October 20, 2013

sputch

A comix noise, usually associated with a bloody body hitting a wall, window or floor. Describes any sudden, wet, gross noise in a comic.

(Villain rips spleen from hero's body and flings it across the room. It hits the window, going) SPUTCH!

by melicia April 10, 2004