Spurk

speaking to ones self while lurking = spurking

Katos was spurking down the office corridor, lewis yelled out "stop spurking your weirdness is creeping me out." Katos said "what do you mean you dickhead?" Lewis replied you are speaking to yourself and lurking around the office.

by spurking society September 23, 2011

Spursy

To have visions of grandeur / to be immensely deluded only to mess it all up again and again and again whilst pretending not to care.

With every passing year Spurs and their pitiful fans become more and more Spursy.

by Johnnytheherd May 18, 2016

bi-spurious

used to describe people (usually women) who pretend to be bi-sexual (or on-line at dating and social sites) in order to get attention in public, but actually aren't bi-sexual.

aka "fake bi-sexuals" "faux bi-sexuals"

"She makes out with women in front of her boyfriend, but really, she's bi-spurious."

by GLilyDances March 13, 2010

Spurse

Social Purse - The dopest new shopping concept where friends create a social purse to stack cashback for their everyday purchases.

Yo! Did you buy it through Spurse?

If you didn't buy it through Spurse, it don't count!

by spurse-me-back August 19, 2021

Spurthi

a lovely, talented girl/ woman who laughs alot, claps ALOT, and has a wondeful sense of humor that you have to accept. She has features that make you tingle and scares people with knives if angry. WE ALL LOVE HER

Spurthi is so funnnnay

by alice onealxx March 18, 2009

squirt and spurt

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Spurtle

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

by Ironbran September 6, 2018