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spontaneous head

Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness.
Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.
by Zack, Spontaneous Head Fan January 2, 2010
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hotdog spoon

The act of placing your penis so that it rests gently between the butt cheeks of another, male of female, while at no time achieving penitration.
Ryan really enjoys hotdog spooning with his "close friend" Rusty McTwist.
by TZONE August 18, 2006
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Frothy Spoon

To Spoon ones partner whilst having pre-cum on the tip of your penis
Sue pulled away as James tried a frothy spoon in bed, it was stuck to her back like a lollipop
by IT_CROWD November 19, 2014
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spontaneous dentohydroplosion

When one's teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of one's throat.
"The Office" - Health Care (2005)
Jim Halpert: Wait, what are you writing? Don't write ebola or mad cow disease, all right? Because I'm suffering from both of them.
Pam Beesly: I'm inventing new diseases.
Jim Halpert: Oh, great.
Pam Beesly: So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
Jim Halpert: I thought you said you were inventing new diseases? That's spontaneous dentohydroplosion.
Pam Beesly: Nice.
by Zak Kim January 20, 2007
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greasy spoon

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.
"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"
by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape April 21, 2016
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