spannered

To make a right royal mess of things. When one would not have thought it possible.

Einstein spannered his IQ test and only got a result of 54. People thought that he was an idiot for years. (Not true - used for illustration purposes only).

by Edd Rayner January 16, 2004

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

Sangered

The highest level of intoxication, often resulting in destructive tendencies.

Man I was so sangered last night

by Bianchiboy September 24, 2014

Spongee

A person who is mooched off of or sponged off of by ungrateful people who never return a favor and only think of their own greedy desires.

My mom is always a spongee...she lets people mooch borrow money from her and never gets paid back. My niece is a sponge too...she let her sister freeloader live there rent-free and never paid a dime to help with bills. They both need to kick those human sponges to the curb!

by Texas Toys June 13, 2015

Stonered

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it.

Jason and Nikki laughed because they was stonered more than they ever stoner than they have ever stonered before .

by DamnGurl77 March 16, 2018

Sponger

A slur against Jewish people.

I'm so sick of people calling me a sponger just because I'm Jewish

by tommy97 May 13, 2020

Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.

Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.

by The artist formerly unknown as Chi May 2, 2007