Spoon 

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Spoon by Michael November 11, 2003

spoon 

A Stupid person, an idiot, When someone does something stupid.

"Ah ya spoon, ya!"
"OMG you are such a spoon"

spoon by Whalespank July 30, 2006

Spoon 

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

Spoon by Jordan January 4, 2004

Spoon 

A person that enjoys stirring the pot and causing drama between other people.

To be a shit stirrer

“I heard that Caitlin said she hated you because you were a stuck up bitch.”
“Storm, stop being such a spoon! She didn’t say that.”

Spoon by Queerdo123 December 10, 2017

Spoon 

(n.) Refers to the act of being a mentally disabled, stupid, and/or silly cunt.

You're smoking your cigarette from the filter, you fucking spoon!

You are such a stupid sooon! You forgot the lighter, again.

Spoon by Bert Igermann August 3, 2018

spoon 

1. Metal, curved silverware, commonly used for eating cereal.

2. A substitute for an interjection like "Ohh yeah!" or "Woo hoo!"

1. Jimmy, get that spoon out of your anus!

2. I just passed my urine test, SPOON!

spoon by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

spoon 

to kiss.

Oh, that is an old definition from a standard dictionary. If you like watching old movies this is probably what they mean.

She had nice gams, but the moll also had a look in her eye that told me this was no time to spoon.

spoon by Denonotative March 24, 2004