Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

siberian splitter

The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.

If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.

I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.

by P-Nut December 13, 2019

Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.

'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”

Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.

by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021

Poo Poo Splatter

Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.

Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.

by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020