Cumberland Splice

A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.

“Morning honey. Cumberland Splice for breakfast?”

by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023

PP-SPLICE

When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!

Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf

John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!

Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….

by Laglog December 1, 2024

I Splice No Backs I

I Splice No Backs I

I Splice No Backs I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

You Know That I Genetically Splice Children Into Punishiment

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025