Spelunking

Having anal sex. "The leisure activity of going into underground caves and tunnels"

Bro, I was spelunking that chick yesterday.

by Cave_enthusiast2 March 10, 2023

Spelunking

When you sneeze and fart at the same time

I couldn't stop spelunking after eating taco bell yesterday

by Whatshisface80 May 4, 2023

Spelunking

Or/to; Spelunk, To put both the penis and the balls in ones mouth; particularly when the penis is hard and inserted into the throat.

"Hey Jenna, Brad took me spelunking this weekend :P"

"I would totally spelunk him/her"

"If its not too big, I'm gonna spelunk it :3"

by El Stinky Pinky July 11, 2024

refrigerator spelunking

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.

I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.

by ferricoxide June 8, 2010

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

cunt spelunking

The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking

Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..

Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?

Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking

by Ellecapone1337 April 22, 2018

Nether Spelunking

The act of teaming up (or going solo) and raiding the nether in minecraft for valuable materials, such as Exp, Blaze Rods, Ancient Debris, etc

Hey, wanna go nether spelunking?
Nah, I need to enchant my armor first.

by Mr. Enderman February 6, 2020