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speedo

Slang for any jock, especially on the swim team, for various reasons.
"Let's piss off the speedos and put jello in the pool."
by Maddawg February 19, 2005
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Speedo

Swimwear that is like briefs. It's often worn if you are on a swim team. It shows your package so if you have a baby pee pee many people will notice it.
It is bad enough that Bill is made fun of for his one inch hairless dick at 15 years old in the showers. However, the hottest girls in the school have been coming to swim meets and looking at the guys bodies. Unfortunately, one of them is a girl in which Bill has a crush on and is emberassed that his one inch hairless package gives him no bulge and everybody laughs at his baby dick in his speedo.
by Jr23115 October 8, 2013
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Speedster

A type of DC super hero that uses the speed force to move much faster than human limits.
Me: I am a speedster
Unnamed person: Really, Your name is Ezra Miller
Me: No, it’s Grant Gustin
by Derpy Hero April 18, 2019
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speedysterl

My freind here speedysterl, he already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite
by Moist libster March 9, 2021
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Scarlet Speedster

1. A fast redhead.

2. A tempting seductress with red hair.

3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.
My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.
by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006
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Speedophiles

Creepy old guys who hang around in super tight swimming trunks.
You'll find loads of wrinkly old German speedophiles in European holday camps.
by ped333 August 5, 2010
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speedsofter

One of the 2 "divisions" of airsoft in which the player most likely wears a dye mask. Their clothing is diverse, but you may see many wear black. Almost all speedsofters play hard and play fast. Many get angry at this group of people because of youtube videos that display them doing "cringe actions" such as magdumping, gorilla, and other such "cringe" actions. This should not be displayed as all of speedsoft and is very much a misconception that impacts a large group of people.
The average speedsofter will play hard and fast, which may result in people getting angry at him despite him enjoying the game with his own play style.
by aheago_soft August 4, 2021
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