pussy spasm

An episode of depression that men experience that causes them to be turned into sobbing crybabies.

Dude, why're you crying?" "Sorry, man, I was just having a pussy spasm.

by jmorgy December 7, 2010

giz spasm

when ejaculating, cum keeps spraying out for a prolonged period of time, sometimes spurting out, often combined with uncontrollable shaking of the pelvis.

dude, i just had an uncontrollable giz spasm that lasted for like 2 minutes straight

by eric667835 May 22, 2011

spasm orgasm

A spasm and an orgasm that occurs at the same time, This can only be achieved through double dipping (see definition for double dipping

I double dipped so much that I had a spasm orgasm

by I am the sickest May 9, 2018

Dance spasm

Involuntary muscle movement that occurs when one hears a conjunction of joyful sounds and rhythms.

"What happened to your car?!?" Me: "I was distracted due to a dance spasm and drove it off the road..."

by shanandrew May 18, 2020

spasm on the spot

"Spasm on the Spot" is a group of brainless adolescents who supposedly ‘cook’ edible food and set a kitchen establishment on fire.

Ema: Grace, did you hear that we have food technology today?
Grace and Molly: Yeah!
Keira: We're going to create a real Spasm on the Spot.

by OnTheSpots November 21, 2017

Apple-S Spasm

A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.

Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!

by joakim22 November 30, 2011

Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011