salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

salted

Jounier-highish word for insult, or diss

kid one: Stupid muthafuckin fag!
kid two: damn boy, you just got salted! Brush it off!

by K.T. December 14, 2004

Salted

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.

"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old

by squango December 1, 2015

shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.

"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."

by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009

salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015

Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017