by anonymous June 28, 2024
Get the Sophomoricalmug. A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
by mbarry69 November 11, 2016
Get the Sophomore Snipermug. Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
by MendesSoldierNY March 8, 2022
Get the sophomoritismug. by annefrankfromthegulag January 21, 2023
Get the sophomore slayersmug. A group of 10th graders who think they’re better than everyone else just because they’re not freshmen anymore. But little do they know that they’re still underclassmen. They are only in their 2nd year of high school, so they can’t really pick on anyone yet, besides the freshmen. But based on maturity levels, sophomores might as well still be freshmen because they don’t act any different from them. They are also most likely getting a job & learning how to drive.
“Everyone knows sophomores are the best group of high schoolers”
“Definitely not. Y’all are irrelevant asf”.
“Definitely not. Y’all are irrelevant asf”.
by TEEGUY July 6, 2024
Get the Sophomoresmug. Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead
by Male Name February 5, 2023
Get the Sophomore Phasesmug. by Alfonce94 September 19, 2011
Get the Sophomore Storymug.