solar enema

idiomatic noun; a polite euphemism for "blowing sunshine up the ass," or in other words, when someone makes deceptively encouraging or unctuous statements, or false promises, for dishonest purposes like covering up a bad situation or gaining influence with the listener(s).

CEO: "I know you employees are all concerned about more lay-offs, but senior management sincerely believes that our company has effectively right-sized to optimize efficiency and to achieve our goals for profitability. I am satisfied that our jobs are secure..." Worker #1: "Do you believe Mr. Big Boss? Whose goals and jobs is he talking about--I bet by 'ours' he mostly means the good ol' boys in the boardroom!" Worker #2: "You called it, sister! Flush that solar enema where jargony newspeak belongs."

by Gawdamned Yankee November 4, 2011

Solar Flare

1. An energy attack, espoused by the ancillary characters of the cartoon series Dragon Ball Z, used to confuse opponents with a bright flash of light.
2. A social construct based upon the above definition, useable at parties when one wants to stop talking to a group of people.

Instead of explicitly stating his intention to walk over there, Rick used a solar flare.

by ZMoneyy January 10, 2012

Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

solah

Dia ni susah nak ditafsir sehinggakan dictionary ini decide better buat ayat macam ini

Solah is there, solah is here , solah is everywhere.

by Prof alhamdulillah April 22, 2018

solange in the elevator

when you get revenge on a s/o for either breaking up or cheating on you

reference: Solange in the Elevator clip

She was so pissed that he broke up with her that she decided to solange in the elevator his ass.

by shnackatak October 29, 2018

seraphim solace

Also known as Helena, a webmistress from the early 2000's. Made famous for her striptease / topless dance to OK GO's "Get over it".

"Seraphim Solace is an amazing stripper! Shake it, baby!"

by waltherroot12 November 29, 2017

Solaf

She’s a girl that will stay with you forever no matter what, she is forgiving, loyal, beautiful, kind hearted, and every boys dream girl
But if you fuck with her she will fuck up your whole life, if you have a solaf in your life keep her, she is such a blessing

Boy: yo who is that beautiful girl
Boy2: dont you dare come near her she is my solaf

by Ngmfx<3 September 28, 2018