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Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.
After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert
by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008
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Sailing Away

A song by the band Styx that is considered a classic. It is so happy and cheery-sounding that it makes people want to punch something.
Song: "I'm Sailing Awayyyyy....."

Person: "AHHH GOD!!!!" *goes nuts and punches a wall*
by Fruuze March 4, 2009
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There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.
Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.
by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010
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smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...
girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!
by BooYaJared November 3, 2008
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Smiling Jackson

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.
Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!
by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009
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Smiling Taco

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.
by DrOlives September 6, 2013
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A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
by Dakron July 11, 2014
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