Snogging Stick

The Snogging Stick:
Also known as a brolly. The stick is a very important piece of equipment that stops the Gross Mating Rituals Of Hormonal Teenagers or G.M.R.O.H.T. The Snogging Stick has been proven to stop teenage pregnacy and other people having to witness couples sucking face (especially noisy kissers namming no names.) Do not mock the stick!!!

If a couple were showing a little too much PDA (Public Display of Affection) On would take there Snogging Stick (Brolly) and hit both of the LIGHTLY! more of a tap on the head to stop them and thier kissing. Note: The Snogging Stick is not for violence just to stop G.M.R.O.H.T.

by Gertie November 14, 2007

Ring Snog

Someone that likes to snog bum whole with or without tongues.

Harley don't be such a ring snogger and give that guy his wallet back.

by elshorshino June 8, 2011

Poseidon's Snog

Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.

My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.

by Hewerl August 2, 2016

Semi-snog

To snog someone without touching them with anything else but the mouth.

"Billy Semi-snog me, meaning you dont try to touch any of my body, just my lips, mouth and tounge....and maybe nose"

by Qsac August 20, 2006

willy snog

A slippery blowjob off your parter or stranger.

Hey Sarah last night I have Dave a Willy snog. He jizzed all down my throat.

by 21head January 5, 2018

Grab Snog

The action of physically grabbing someone's head or face and french kissing them with force. Often happens in public situations e.g. a bar or club. In severe cases, this can be referred to as 'face rape.'

That guy totally just grab snogged me!

by ChinaDam January 21, 2011

bum-snog

Something you really don't want to do

Shaving your legs is a bit bum-snog

by umlout January 12, 2007