Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

by BehindYou May 14, 2011

snapple

an infusion of Tin and Apple. Thus, SnApple

"Here, eat this snapple."
*bite* "Ow! what is this?"
"Why, it's an infusion of tin and apple."

by Gairm February 18, 2009

stipples

Stiff Nipples. Usually occurs when you're cold or excited. More likely for women.

"Damn its cold in here... im going to get stipples"

by brydan September 17, 2006

Skipple

A skittle rubbed on one's nipple then eaten. Also can be played as game by eating skittles off of each other's nipples.

Matt: Hey man, can I get a Skittle???
Colby: Aww man, I'm all out of Skittles; but I have some Skipples.
Matt: Give 'em here brother!!!

by The Colbmeister April 16, 2010

super snapple

Super Snapple (n.)- Adding alcohol, usually vodka, to a bottle of Snapple in order to conceal its contents.

Also: A popular drink to relieve the daily stresses of being white.

After stealing his parents' bottle of Tanqueray, Garrett made a Super Snapple to help him get through his morning classes.

by LL's Crew June 30, 2006

Slipple

A person with the personal traits of a slut and a cripple, generally acquired within the same day.

For instance, someone who badly injures their ankle whilst trying to get laid would be considered a 'Slipple'.

by GDawgGee November 27, 2009

shit snipper

The anal sphincter.

"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"

by Stockers August 25, 2003