snarf

when one is eating and is provoked by something funny which causes them to laugh and expel said food out of nasal passages; may also come out of mouth. also applies to liquids.

dood i was eating my lunch at school and this chick said somethign hilarious and i totally snarfed sandwich all over the place

by tiki June 30, 2004

SNAFU

Acronym, "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up." Generally associated with the millitary, especially in use during the Vietnam war.

"Everything in bravo sector is snafu, over."

by Neatoman July 30, 2008

SNAFU

Military jargon meaning: S.ituation N.ormal A.ll F.ucked U.p

Colonel Potter used this term in an episode of M*A*S*H*, "Typical supply house SNAFU."

by Tom Bone April 9, 2006

snapfish

A Snapfish is a conjunction of two words:
Snap; implying a tight, grip like fit of something (think Tupperware lids), and
Fish; referring to the greatest of man's inventions, the pussy.

I had some vaginal intercourse with Mrs. Asia—She has a snapfish, my cock is actually longer and thinner now, huzzah.

by Audiocronic March 21, 2007

snarfer

A person who farts in the bath tub and then attmepts to eat the fart bubbles.

Jon is a snarfer.

by Kent June 15, 2003

Snarficle

Noun: An active individual who snarfs.

Dude, quit being a snarficle

by Miley 422 August 23, 2010

Snafter Party

A party/afterparty consisting of a much higher amount of "snatch (vagina)" Than "sausage (penis)".

Dude! There are like 20 bitches here, and only 6 dudes.... KILLER Snafter Party!

by Amew January 6, 2011