Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018

Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.

Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.

by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008

ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

sardinepeen

One who's penis is small and insignificant, and causes no pleasure.

That boy I tapped last night was a total sardinepeen.

by K.Chaos January 27, 2009

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

shardanae

A resilient and beautifully made female that has endured many trials and tribulations,but overcomes all, sometimes abusive , at first she is stand offish but when your friends with her, she is always there for you. Unfortunately, she's not a big family person, she rather be around folks that can't judge her based off her past. If she has children, they are her strength and focus.

Shardanae is coming over for dinner tonight.

by Shardanae December 18, 2017

shardgent

The proprietor of the largest shard sack.

Last night old school was the shardgent at arms for the majority of the evening at the shardashians shardanay party while he was wearing his shardegain.

Todays featured shardist is Shardgent Old School.

by Shardgent Old Schoolio August 7, 2012