smoothy outercourse

When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead

Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.

by GalenG January 11, 2009

smithy boy and da crew

a group of 12 year olds hanging out with a 20 year old called L dot, smithy boy is the leader of the gang while L dot spits unintelligable bullshit

person 1: i watched the weirdest video last night

person 2: what was it
person 1: smithy boy and da crew
person 2: how does it go
person 1:Verse 2: L-Dot
WHAT!
E-sell dar
Bella get bar gwar
Top of the block
Money get dropped
Cause I top of the bee
Don't give a fuck if you think you can fuck with me (bluerg!)
Ak on to tha airs
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by L dot and smithy boy February 2, 2017

blumpkin smoothy

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

by Funny Pants February 9, 2010

Smother

When a heavier person aligns their body on top of a lighter person, such that the lighter person has the sensation of being squashed and unable to breathe.

Girl says to boy while rolling around in bed on a lazy sunday: "can you smother meee?"

by nikitabomm October 21, 2010

Smother

(noun, proper noun) an overbearing mother; a mother who is a helicopter parent.
related: grandsmother; great-grandsmother; smother-in-law

Ben: Smother called me at 1:30 in the morning to make sure I made it home.

Billy: You forgot to call her when you got home? She had to assume you were dead in a ditch somewhere.

by madmike001 October 2, 2009

smothered in onions

The act of going down on a woman who doesn't invest too much in to vaginal hygiene.

Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.

by SCheMaH January 8, 2009

smothercate

The act of an obese person rolling over on their slimmer mate, usually resulting in death.

A combination of sufficating & smothering someone to death

I was watching CSI the other night, and this fat woman smothercated her boyfriend, or whateva

by OSA March 3, 2005